Standardize the Following Argument: Look Dude, Philosophy is a…

Standardize the Following Argument: Look Dude, Philosophy is a…

Standardize the Following Argument:

Look Dude, Philosophy is a useless. No philosopher ever made any real money. And like, if there’s no money in it, why do it? And, anyway, like, you philosophers are always looking for the essences of things. If you guys knew what you were looking for, then there’d be no reason to look for it. And if you guys don’t know even what your looking for then there’s no way you’d know if you ever found it. You dudes are, like, nowhere. You reside in North Nowheresville. And all that shows that Philosophy is, like I said, a useless enterprise.